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The Sex Doll 3000 (Episode 22)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan's long awaited sex doll finally arrives.  Will it be everything he thought it would be?  Will the artificial intelligence be worth the money?  We will find out in this extra sexy episode.

 

SH!T ON THE INTERNET

Paltrow's Pussy

Wife's wiener

There can be only one

He can lay some pipe

DECODING THE INTERNET

Sam introduces us to some of the male sex toys that are available.  we also discuss the dangers of sex toy hacking.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Virgin ask for sex advice on how to last a long time.  We are sure he's asking the wrong guys.

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Does this podcast make me look fat? (Episode 21)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan has a conspiracy theory as to why the post office is taking forever to deliver his sex doll.  Sam gets into this awkward story when a friend bought him a flesh light. 

 

SH!T ON THE INTERNET

You toe sucker!

Silly psychic tricks are for kids

You can't lock up our love

Squirrel attack

DECODING THE INTERNET

This week we get into fad diets.  Since Logan's cleans didn't work very well Sam goes into other crazy diets that might work.  Most likely they won't.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Man wants to know how much  of the bros before hoes rule does he really have to abide by?

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It’s a New Year! (Episode 20)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan opens up about his survival story when he lived without the internet for three days.  Sam mentions a friend that only baths in a hot tub and wonders why he has rashes.  How is this guy still alive?

 

SH!T ON THE INTERNET

Bad chicken

Where is the remote?

Special delivery!

Killer Vacuum

 

DECODING THE INTERNET

This week's main topic is New Year's resolutions.  What are your New Year's resolutions?  What are common ones and does anyone ever keep them?

 

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

A man is taken out to dinner with family.  Who Pays?

 

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Who’s into A$$ play? (Episode 19)

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 Logan is trying out a new cleanse diet that has gassy repercussions.  Sam describes his "great fathering skills" during the Christmas season.  We also get into the new Netflix documentary Don't fuck with cats.  It's a wild ride.

SHIT ON THE INTERNET

Wake up sleepy head

Let me Axe you a question, stinky

It's the Ass man

Call in Criminal

DECODING THE INTERNET

We talk about the history of Krampus and other anti-Santa's around the world.  Why is it a common theme to traumatize your kids?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE

Lady asks if she should stay with her live in boyfriend after he tells her she need to quit smoking the weeds.

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You’re a hack! (Episode 18)

This week on We won the internet Logan breaks down and buys a sex doll while Sam might have joined a cult.  We also go into wanting to see the new Star wars movie. Which one of us will pay money to watch it?

 

Shit on the internet

That's why you always leave a note!

Fake kidnapping

Safety fart

Sex for Arby's?

Decoding the internet: Security camera hacks

We talk about recent incidences in the news about camera's being hacked and the scary truth about how we all give up our own privacy.

Can't believe its not Google

Guy writes in to ask what he should do with serious girlfriend wanting his phone password.

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Relax old timer (Episode 17)

This week on We won the internet Logan shows off Mr. Jiggle tit's new trick while Sam expands on his experience with the cult down the road from our bunker. 

Shit on the internet

Mad pooper

Love that KFC smell

Locker room mix up

If you love it... put your name on it

Decoding the internet

Sam and Logan talk about the trouble with old people.  Why are they so mad?  Why are they so Horny?  What will we be doing when we get "old".

Can't believe it's not Google

Listener wants to know if he should proclaim his love for his sex doll to the world.  

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Black Friday!! (Episode 16)

This week on We won the internet Sam and Logan talk about their Thanksgiving break.  Logan watches In the tall grass and is still confused.  Sam mentions the new neighbors he found near the bunker.

Shit on the internet

Booby trap

Wolverine!

Period police

Changing Diapers

 

Decoding the internet: Black Friday stories!

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Can't believe it's not Google: Is too much video gaming bad for you?

 

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The Hong Kong riots (Episode 15)

This week on We won the internet Logan talks about spying on his wife and hanging out with Lamar the bear hunter.  Sam mentions a friend that has only seen one Marvel  movie, Avengers End game. Now he's got to see the rest! We are starting a new segment called I can't believe it's not google.  We take a listener's question and give them answers.  Not good answers, but they're answers. 

Sh!t on the internet

Drug Scam

Fighting Bigfoot

Taco power

Sleep crime

Decoding the Internet: The Hong Kong riots.  Sam's new segment where he finds something on the internet that interest him and goes into detail about the subject. 

 

Sponsor: Jerry's Malt Liquor 

 

Hey Mickey you’re so fine (Episode 14)

This week on we won the internet Logan talks about his new friend he found in the woods and Logan's new single life status.  We bring up the new Disney plus.  Is it worth the money? 

Sh!t on the internet

Camel balls

I've done my time

Sandwich attack

Butt reveal

Bad cop

Prison break helper

We drank your milk

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Free as a bird (Episode 13)

This week on We won the internet Logan announces his "Divorce" and tries to convince Sam that he really didn't just fake his death. He also shares his plans for the future living in the bunker with Mr. Jiggletits the leader of the invading raccoons.  

Sh!t on the internet (links)

It's all just a murderous dream

Drunk teacher

That's Racist 

More fake money more Problems

Come on ring!

Beat the system

McWeedwater

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