WE WON THE INTERNET

Two idiots talk about weird news, funny stories, and anything that interest them on the web.

Happy Thanksgiving! (No episode this week)

November 28th, 2019

We will be taking Thanksgiving week off to spend time with our families. We will be back the next week (Dec 7th) with a new episode.  Thank you for listening to us and have a Great Thanksgiving!  

The Hong Kong riots (Episode 15)

November 23rd, 2019

This week on We won the internet Logan talks about spying on his wife and hanging out with Lamar the bear hunter.  Sam mentions a friend that has only seen one Marvel  movie, Avengers End game. Now he's got to see the rest! We are starting a new segment called I can't believe it's not google.  We take a listener's question and give them answers.  Not good answers, but they're answers. 

Sh!t on the internet

Drug Scam

Fighting Bigfoot

Taco power

Sleep crime

Decoding the Internet: The Hong Kong riots.  Sam's new segment where he finds something on the internet that interest him and goes into detail about the subject. 

 

Sponsor: Jerry's Malt Liquor 

 

Hey Mickey you’re so fine (Episode 14)

November 18th, 2019

This week on we won the internet Logan talks about his new friend he found in the woods and Logan's new single life status.  We bring up the new Disney plus.  Is it worth the money? 

Sh!t on the internet

Camel balls

I've done my time

Sandwich attack

Butt reveal

Bad cop

Prison break helper

We drank your milk

This week's sponsor: Social Media

Free as a bird (Episode 13)

November 9th, 2019

This week on We won the internet Logan announces his "Divorce" and tries to convince Sam that he really didn't just fake his death. He also shares his plans for the future living in the bunker with Mr. Jiggletits the leader of the invading raccoons.  

Sh!t on the internet (links)

It's all just a murderous dream

Drunk teacher

That's Racist 

More fake money more Problems

Come on ring!

Beat the system

McWeedwater

This weeks sponsor is Muff's Restaurant

Sriracha is our secret ingredient (Episode 12)

November 2nd, 2019

This week on We won the internet we talk about our lame Halloween adventures.  Sam tells us about the new series on shudder, Creepshow while Logan mentions the show Daybreak and the new Stand up by Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy's latest movie Dolemite is my  name.

Sh!t on the internet (links)

It's the secret ingredient

He killed me officer

No Jumping on the bed

Bob the destroyer 

The cake is a lie

Segway adventure

Leaf her alone!

 This weeks sponsor is "The hotdog of truth"

It’s the hotdog of truth! (Episode 11)

October 26th, 2019

This week on We won the internet Logan talks about his crazy day of fighting crime. Sam tells a story about a guy he knows that has no filter. We also have an interview with one of our listeners Endy Adison a local hot dog vendor and conspiracy theorist.  Endy has a new book he is promoting " the Hotdog of truth" Hopefully he brings hotdogs.

Shit on the Internet

Need to call the cops on myself

Help me with my stolen car

Haunted house is too scary

I'll trade you a burger for some sex

Tupac, say it ain't so

Take two of these and blow me in the morning

So tired of all this crime

Is that a pie or are you happy to see me? (Episode 10)

October 20th, 2019

This week on We won the internet Logan reminds everyone of the greatness of Married with children and Sam explains why eating while you're peeing is a bad etiquette .  We also talk about the new Joker movie (no spoilers).

Shit on the internet

It's a blood bath

Don't burn and steal

Vampire's last stake

Man in drag

It worked on Porn hub

Minty vagina

Powdered milk does the body bad

Can we say schwifty? (Episode 09)

October 13th, 2019

This week on We won the internet we talk about the human/raccoon treaty.  The  new season of  Big mouth and the upcoming new season of Rick and Morty. 

Shit on the internet

Can you help me find my penis?

Stick around for a Circle K robbery

The bomb is fake news

It's in the ceiling!

Hiking is good exercise

Passing the test

No chicken nuggets for me

The Horror of it all (Episode 08)

October 6th, 2019

This week on We won the internet we are getting ready for October.  Logan talks about his sexy scary dream and he's getting into the Series Two sentence horror stories now on Netflix. Sam tells us a tale of his quest for extra large super condoms and coffee.

 

Shit on the Internet

Porn goes electronic

Always open a door for a lady.. except this time

Direct TV charges lady to death

God Told me to

Transition tattoo

911 I command you!

Naked and kind of scared

zombie dream

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It’s A me, Mario! (Episode 07)

September 29th, 2019

This week on We won the internet we talk about part two of Disenchanted.  Sam shares his Movie going experience with the new Rambo film.  Is it worth the watch?  Logan tells a story about his coworker claiming to have been sexual harassed by Mario of the Super Mario Brother's franchise or was it just a fat Mexican guy in overalls and a red shirt?

Shit on the internet stories

Bitch better get her BLT with cheese

Boobs and bikes

Ten inch troubles

It's a dick in a cone

Even Jesus gotta Eat

Backyard Love

Area 51 action

Sam's Anti-raccoon arsenal

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Sexual Predator Mario

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